Don't Touch this is the Good Linen

Yes, it’s a towel. No, it’s not for your hands.

Burgundy lettering, a vintage mallard, and a double-line border give this towel the authority to enforce a rule nobody understands: the good linen is for looking at.

.: Material: 52% polyester and 48% cotton
.: One size: 28″ × 16″ (71.1cm × 40.6cm)
.: Soft to the touch
.: Print on one side