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Please Don't Say the Turkey is Moist

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Please Don't Say the Turkey is Moist

Please Don't Say the Turkey is Moist

Price: $25.00

Flat $5.95 shipping per order to the lower 48 states and D.C.

Printed to order just for you. Order early for Thanksgiving.

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Some words don’t belong at the dinner table. This towel makes your position clear before the compliments start.

Featuring a vintage turkey illustration and burgundy lettering, it’s a Thanksgiving hostess gift with one simple request: please find another adjective.

.: Material: 52% polyester and 48% cotton
.: One size: 28″ × 16″ (71.1cm × 40.6cm)
.: Soft to the touch
.: Print on one side