Xanax in the Gravy

The turkey’s dry. The questions are personal. Everyone needs to relax.

With burgundy lettering and a vintage gravy boat illustration, this towel brings a little composure to the Thanksgiving kitchen. An excellent gift for whoever agreed to host.

.: Material: 52% polyester and 48% cotton
.: One size: 28″ × 16″ (71.1cm × 40.6cm)
.: Soft to the touch
.: Print on one side

No actual Xanax. Just a towel.